french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re in bed together

(Source: therealhamster)

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

vndercontrol:

Do you ever wonder if you dated the right person but at the wrong time in your life???


burritoburns:

Turnstile // Tampa, Florida

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