white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*


i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

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I want to tell you how much I love you.


There has NEVER been anything more true than this.

(Source: bradleycoopr)

I feel nothing
I feel everything.
I don’t know which is worse.

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